Discussion on the mound
I'm coaching a little league team here in Connecticut. Coming into the last inning we are up by one run. Our closer was a little tense after putting the first batter on.
I call time and walk out to see the pitcher. I ask him " What are you having for dinner tonight?"
He looks at me kind of confused and said, "I don't know."
I tell him " Well I'm having pasta, and I really like it. Can you hurry up and finish this?"
All the tension was lifted as we almost began to laugh.
He then struck out the next 3 guys.